would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
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