I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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