So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
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