you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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