I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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