if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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