He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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