Porn is love you can see.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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