Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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