What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize