so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Do plants get herpes?
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