Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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