If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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