Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
