she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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