We won't sleep together?
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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