i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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