What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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