If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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