I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
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