the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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