You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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