You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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