stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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