glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
We left an ass print on the piano.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Holy shit dude........stairs
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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