god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
In America we eat man semen.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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