I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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