you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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