Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
COCAINE IS GR8
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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