Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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