can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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