Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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