Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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