Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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