He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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