It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Can I color on your dick again?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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