Im at strip club and am horny
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
They are going to name an STD after you.
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