I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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