No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
