): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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