Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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