Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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