Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
