The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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