At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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