who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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