he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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