i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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