On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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