FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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