Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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