I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
