maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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