I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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