Welp...herpes.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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