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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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