Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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